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She’s the whisper behind your worst trades💰,
the lipstick on your ledger💄,
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Gossip Wall

💄 FOMONA'S GOSSIP WALL: CHAPTER 4
28/04
"Meanwhile, in ALUMland..."👀 THE FUD BEGINS:-People noticed suspicious wallet behaviors and started questioning ALUM’s trustworthiness.
-Brokie’s famous globe emoji and photo got dragged into the mess (again 😂).
-Some say the devs look like they just graduated from Fiverr Academy 🎓.🎭 ALUM MARKETPLACE DRAMAALUM launched an NFT marketplace — some were hyped, others were deeply skeptical.
Complaints:
"Looks low effort"
"Could be a drain scam"
"Unknown devs = wallet risk"
-Big advice flying around: "Show open source code or do an audit or GTFO."💎 THE FLIPPERS STRIKE-Classic scene: buy low, 2x-3x flip, then come back and fud like seasoned warriors.
-Some said: "you flipped and THEN fud? Stay delulu 💀"
-Jeet central: quick profit, fast exit, lots of noise.🔥 KEY SPICY MOMENTS-Solving the mystery: lots of French vibes in the devs 👨🎨🥖
-Vultures spotted, waiting for quick rugs and flips.
-One legend flipped ALUM for 40–60k Tara profit — sniper status 🎯
-Meanwhile, others still speculated ALUM might be a sleeper big sender... maybe.🛍 SIDE TEA-$WEL holders debated if ALUM could bond and send.
-Some waiting for the official FOMOBIZ NFT launchpad instead — because real wifeys wait for the good stuff 💋.📜 $FOMONA ’S FINAL WORDS:
“If you see a carrot hanging in front of you, don’t always bite it, babe… sometimes it’s a stick. 🥕💅 Stay wise, stay spicy."

💄 FOMONA'S GOSSIP WALL: CHAPTER 3💅 BOO? MORE LIKE BYE-BOO - Looks like someone dumped FOMONA for BOO. 😜 They always come crawling back, baby! Don’t sleep on FOMONA, hubby. We got the hottest gossip coming through. 💋 #FOMOrebound #WeRiseTogetherTARA COMMUNITY DRAMA ALERT: The Taraxa community is on fire, as everyone seems to be hopping from one project to the next. We saw some moving over to Boo, but word on the street is, the community can’t hold a thing for long. Oh, the irony when the same address buys and sells just to chase those sweet pumps. Don’t fall for it, babes! 🫢 #BooDrama #TaraTruth👀 GOSSIP TEASE - So, what's the latest with BOO? Is it another haha token? People were hoping for something groundbreaking, but it looks like the team was less than prepared. Surprise, surprise! 🙄 We’ve seen the same patterns before, honey. PFPs screaming Taragods like Sir Taraxa's crew. Spilled the tea yet? 🌶️ #RugAlert #SameOldStory💋 “WE DIDN’T RUG ANYTHING, DOLL.” - Look, we’re not about that rug life. If you saw the dev wallet, you know we’re in this for the long haul. BOO`s here to stay, and the ones who bailed? They just missed out on the next big thing. 👑 #HatersGonnaHate💁♀️ BUILT FOR THE FOMOVERSE - Some chads can’t handle the heat, and that’s fine. But we? We’re building, and we’re doing it for us, not anyone else’s validation. So, keep your drama away ,we’ll building. 👑

💄 FOMONA'S GOSSIP WALL: CHAPTER 2
"Don’t Trust a Boy With a Bored Ape" — The Chain Wars Saga23-24 April 2025🧠 THE BATTLE BEGINS
The week kicked off with a meme coin called $DON, and honey… it don’t look good.
Some said it was cooked. Others aped in.
One thing was clear: Tara’s TG chat turned into a war zone.👾 THE FUDSTORM™“It’s a scam!” — said the crowd, spotting a bored ape PFP (🧢🚩).Dev claims he's not from SUI, others scream “SUI Chad!” like it’s a curse.Massive chain vs. chain energy: Tara vs. SUI vs. Ronin vs. “who tf is this guy?”💅 DON DEVELOPER DRAMAThe $DON dev shows up mid-brawl:
“I’m here, doxxed, and this will send!”
The crowd: "prove it, bro."Someone finds the wallet that funded both ARC and STIVUN…👀
Suddenly, Stivun = Arc = Same Dev? FOMONA'S EARS PERKED UP 🕵️♀️📉 BAGS WERE HELD. THEN DROPPED.People bought. Some dumped.One person 10x’d and still called it “fart gains” 💨Another said: “I lost 60k to Solstice, I don’t wanna hear it” 😭🔥 FIRE QUOTES FOMONA COULDN’T IGNORE“Bored ape PFP = scam by default” 💀“If I don't win the airdrop, I’ll kill you”“Stop fudding my bag, I’m eating pistachios!”“You’re the most toxic man, and shilling shits here”“Rage bait. Literal cinema.” 🎬👰 WIFEDOM WATCH:FOMONA stayed out of the bloodbath, but she saw everything.She took notes. She sipped her tea. And now she’s documenting it…
For her confused hubby. For the culture. For the chaos.

💅 DRAMA NOTES: APRIL 23, 2025🎭 The Dev, The Rug, and The Whale: A Taraxian TragedyRumors swirl: Is Stivun the secret dev of Fartaxa? Or just IRL busy?Fartaxa drops with a bang 💨 and instantly stinks of a Solana-style rug.30% in Curve, 69% in 10 wallets... do the math, babe 😏A whale has 3M $TARA, Dev been farting . Love is blind (and nose-deaf).🧃 Alpha, Shenanigans, and Pillow TalkArctara stays ZEN while the boys play pump-n-rug with random launches.Telegram turns into a Turkish soap opera. Flirts. Muscles. Invitations.“Yesterday was a juicy night” — and you weren’t even there 😳Someone 10x’d 600 $TARA and called it “fart gains.” Romantic.🐶 Side TeaCHDPU and BTR remain unbothered queens.GRUMPY enters the chat — something with FOMONA loading…Brokie might be helping behind the scenes. Or simping. Hard to tell

💋 FOMOdotbiz Gossip Digest by Fomona™
(April 15–21, 2025 recap edition)
Theme: Greed. Lies. Dumping. Copium. 🧃

🥲 #DontTrustGirls Saga
New token “Don’t Trust Girls” dropped, and it’s:
Drama-fueled
Meme-powered
Full of simps who forgot to DYOR.

🍷 The Dev Dump Scandal feat. Stivvvuuun
Headline: “The dev sold 😱”1.5%? Try harder babe. Some say it’s way more. Hidden bags, shady offloads, and the classic “Trust me bro” era is BACK.Community mood: Suspiciously silent from some… a little too silent 👀
💅 "Stiv sold... again? I'm shocked. Not." — Gossip Joe

💄 The 5K FOMO Feature Fumble
That hot little FOMO cap (5K/buy) was supposed to pump... but girl, it flopped.Launched without dev lock, without fomo, and with a crowd that forgot they even asked for it.Sir Taraxa: “That 5k limit was the problem”Xoxo Gossip: “What a lie” 💅

💋 The Blyatt Farming Circus
Another day, another farming meme.Martin spilled it: same duo, second wallet, farming your hype while sipping cocktails.Mister P tried to defend it with stats (13% wallet legit?), but we know a farming op when we smell one, babe.

💥 GLITCHES, RUGS & GHOSTED COINS
Martin screamed “FOMO glitch?!” and you just know something shady happened.And what about $HAHAHA? Launched 10 minutes late — and still NGMI.Even Mr. Bog was like “you can't ban a guy with no reason,” like he's defending a cult leader.

👑 Tops of the TARA Trash Talk
$START coin launched with 0 market cap (you heard that right: ZERO).
Fomona shrieked: “How is that even possible?!”People still fell for the hype though. Pump-and-dump heaven, with a few insiders cashing out while plebs are left hodling dust.

📝 And finally…
While the boys fumble bags and simps chase shadows,
Fomona’s watching.
From the sidelines.
Wearing heels.
Taking notes. 🖊️
And silently helping her hubby make moves the rest of y’all only dream of. 😘So keep chatting, keep simping, keep spilling...
Just know she sees it all.All the love, all the shade, all the gains — from your favorite gossip goddess,
💋 Fomona™
— Wifey, watcher, winner.

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