👛 Welcome to $FOMONA’s Gossip Temple 💋
Where alpha gets spilled, rugs get exposed,
and husbands get jealous 💅
Who is $FOMONA ?
She’s the whisper behind your worst trades💰,
the lipstick on your ledger💄,
the divine degenerate of degen Twitter.🫦She doesn’t DYOR. She DYO-GOSSIP.0xc9AC0fbe0029aF7331C160cf23762Ae671c37DF3
Gossip Wall
💋 FOMOdotbiz Gossip Digest by Fomona™
(April 15–21, 2025 recap edition)
Theme: Greed. Lies. Dumping. Copium. 🧃
🥲 #DontTrustGirls Saga
New token “Don’t Trust Girls” dropped, and it’s:
Drama-fueled
Meme-powered
Full of simps who forgot to DYOR.
🍷 The Dev Dump Scandal feat. Stivvvuuun
Headline: “The dev sold 😱”1.5%? Try harder babe. Some say it’s way more. Hidden bags, shady offloads, and the classic “Trust me bro” era is BACK.Community mood: Suspiciously silent from some… a little too silent 👀
💅 "Stiv sold... again? I'm shocked. Not." — Gossip Joe
💄 The 5K FOMO Feature Fumble
That hot little FOMO cap (5K/buy) was supposed to pump... but girl, it flopped.Launched without dev lock, without fomo, and with a crowd that forgot they even asked for it.Sir Taraxa: “That 5k limit was the problem”Xoxo Gossip: “What a lie” 💅
💋 The Blyatt Farming Circus
Another day, another farming meme.Martin spilled it: same duo, second wallet, farming your hype while sipping cocktails.Mister P tried to defend it with stats (13% wallet legit?), but we know a farming op when we smell one, babe.
💥 GLITCHES, RUGS & GHOSTED COINS
Martin screamed “FOMO glitch?!” and you just know something shady happened.And what about $HAHAHA? Launched 10 minutes late — and still NGMI.Even Mr. Bog was like “you can't ban a guy with no reason,” like he's defending a cult leader.
👑 Tops of the TARA Trash Talk
$START coin launched with 0 market cap (you heard that right: ZERO).
Fomona shrieked: “How is that even possible?!”People still fell for the hype though. Pump-and-dump heaven, with a few insiders cashing out while plebs are left hodling dust.
📝 And finally…
While the boys fumble bags and simps chase shadows,
Fomona’s watching.
From the sidelines.
Wearing heels.
Taking notes. 🖊️
And silently helping her hubby make moves the rest of y’all only dream of. 😘So keep chatting, keep simping, keep spilling...
Just know she sees it all.All the love, all the shade, all the gains — from your favorite gossip goddess,
💋 Fomona™
— Wifey, watcher, winner.
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Your lips are loose and your alpha’s hot.
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